Heaven Less Opulent Than Vatican, Reports Disappointed Pope

This is an article from The Onion. Very amusing.

Heaven Less Opulent Than Vatican, Reports Disappointed Pope

We had a pope watch running here. I lost, but it got me thinking about things. Why is it more fun to make pedofile jokes than pope jokes. Seems to me if you think you're a joker, you shouldn't take things personal. I make jokes about Catholics, Irish, and college kids, as well as take the lumps for being all of the above. It is required to have a sense of humor in Martyrdom.

GET THE UN OUT OF THE US!!! dammit...

This is why I think Republicans are funny:

I was watching Fox News the other day with Megan, Chris, Johnothan, and Alex when a commercial came on calling for the removal of the UN from the US. I thought it was a joke at first. I found out that it was a real ad, and this is it's website: Move America Forward.

This is just funny.

Check out the ads: Move America Forward Ad Campaign.

What will they think of next?

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